So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6580. | Robert (robhor) | 94.02 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6581. | carter (dcsquirrel) | 94.01 | 97% | 2014-01-16 |
| 6582. | Ansen (ansenon) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6583. | Kibetha (kibetha) | 94.01 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6584. | Dro (dro421) | 94.01 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
| 6585. | Michael (vinyls) | 94.01 | 96% | 2012-10-28 |
| 6586. | dudu (dudu1061) | 94.00 | 94% | 2017-04-01 |
| 6587. | Rym (essenseofsouls) | 94.00 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 6588. | Kenneth (sagaciouskjb) | 94.00 | 91% | 2011-10-21 |
| 6589. | Caegan (caegana) | 93.99 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 6590. | Asxtral (asxtralkami) | 93.99 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6591. | I Love (oooyay) | 93.99 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 6592. | Atyper (atyperr) | 93.99 | 97.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 6593. | Christopher (picson) | 93.99 | 91% | 2016-11-17 |
| 6594. | Doug (thegenericgeek) | 93.99 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 6595. | nate (nate2936) | 93.99 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6596. | Boot (electricitydad) | 93.98 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6597. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 93.98 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 6598. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 93.98 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 6599. | tsapi (tsapi) | 93.98 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6600. | KayKay (ekay) | 93.98 | 93% | 2016-04-08 |
| 6601. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 93.97 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 6602. | Luigi (fiscario) | 93.97 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 6603. | Michael (manbeck) | 93.97 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 6604. | Christian (lawchi) | 93.97 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 6605. | Jayson (jaysondanewillingster) | 93.97 | 97% | 2011-12-03 |
| 6606. | Oleg (germeson) | 93.97 | 97% | 2011-08-31 |
| 6607. | Timmo (aurum_exo) | 93.97 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 6608. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 93.96 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 6609. | trk (krawler) | 93.96 | 97% | 2012-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |