Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3163. | Graham (grayham11) | 73.99 | 95% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3164. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 73.97 | 99% | 2019-03-19 |
| 3165. | Azamat (azaatabayev) | 73.96 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3166. | anne (strawberrybannenana) | 73.96 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3167. | Oscar (worstplayer87) | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3168. | Santiago (drebexler) | 73.95 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 3169. | mangr. (mangus2) | 73.95 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3170. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 73.94 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3171. | Bjorn (bvbzolder) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3172. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3173. | Jason (zidea) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3174. | shudawg (1122) | 73.92 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 3175. | Jan (abundances) | 73.91 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3176. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 73.89 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3177. | Sheen (sheen33) | 73.89 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3178. | Matthew (10angles) | 73.89 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3179. | Alex (tsaalex) | 73.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 3180. | Mikel (meekay) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3181. | Dal (astronerd) | 73.88 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3182. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 73.87 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3183. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 73.87 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3184. | Gordon (99m9) | 73.85 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3185. | Eric (envyhope) | 73.85 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3186. | Hessi (hessijames) | 73.84 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3187. | MK (mattkent2121) | 73.83 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3188. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 73.82 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3189. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 73.82 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 3190. | (abcivashritt) | 73.81 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 3191. | Peyton (turtledude48) | 73.81 | 93% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3192. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 73.80 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |