Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2719. | Charles (jonchurst) | 79.53 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2720. | Lyle (lyleyork) | 79.53 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 2721. | Thomas (anem0s) | 79.53 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2722. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 79.50 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2723. | Asolotl (asolotl) | 79.46 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 2724. | Jose' (intell289) | 79.46 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2725. | meeeeeeee (meepster01) | 79.45 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 2726. | bruh (jakubd) | 79.45 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2727. | Eric (bigtype) | 79.45 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2728. | (you) (user_phil) | 79.44 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
| 2729. | 408 (the_408) | 79.44 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2730. | F (fabbc1) | 79.43 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
| 2731. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2732. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 79.41 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 2733. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2734. | B (bst0) | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 2735. | jessica (jessicawang01) | 79.39 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 2736. | Alex (tsaalex) | 79.39 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2737. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 79.39 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2738. | CJ (cannedair) | 79.38 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 2739. | Josiah (boomtre) | 79.36 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2740. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 79.36 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2741. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 79.36 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 2742. | Kristiyan (klenki) | 79.35 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2743. | Bruce (milothatch) | 79.35 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 2744. | Kevin (hylo28) | 79.34 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2745. | Zaraostra (zaraostra) | 79.32 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 2746. | bappo (fuzionzer0) | 79.32 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2747. | Eric (envyhope) | 79.31 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2748. | Raj (raj3) | 79.30 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |