So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17659. | (blueriser) | 71.47 | 99% | 2015-12-28 |
| 17660. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 71.47 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 17661. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 71.47 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 17662. | Kwetzal (kwetzal) | 71.47 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17663. | (flashxiv) | 71.47 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 17664. | Donny (donnyle) | 71.47 | 98% | 2016-03-29 |
| 17665. | (laurens0310) | 71.47 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 17666. | (bonsaikitten) | 71.47 | 85% | 2014-10-07 |
| 17667. | Staci (stacirenee) | 71.47 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 17668. | (kusuma) | 71.47 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 17669. | bonsu (bonsu) | 71.46 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 17670. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 71.46 | 93% | 2012-12-18 |
| 17671. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 71.46 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 17672. | (cherryyuk) | 71.46 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 17673. | (marilyn_lun) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-09-14 |
| 17674. | (lefrost) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-12-03 |
| 17675. | Harpy (harpy99) | 71.45 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 17676. | Xavier (try2pass) | 71.45 | 90% | 2013-04-16 |
| 17677. | (tommiecat) | 71.45 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 17678. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 71.44 | 96.8% | 2023-08-19 |
| 17679. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 71.44 | 86% | 2016-08-31 |
| 17680. | Dorian (dws49) | 71.44 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
| 17681. | karim (new_function7785) | 71.44 | 95.7% | 2023-06-14 |
| 17682. | Max (maltshuler20) | 71.44 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 17683. | Henrique (irnehp) | 71.44 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 17684. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 71.44 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 17685. | Anargyros (argy) | 71.44 | 90% | 2012-09-19 |
| 17686. | (normankhou) | 71.43 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 17687. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 71.43 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 17688. | (jigachad) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |