The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28946. | capb (capb) | 57.15 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 28947. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 57.14 | 84% | 2014-06-13 |
| 28948. | therainmaker (therainmaker) | 57.14 | 91% | 2013-07-04 |
| 28949. | Kapil (archripper) | 57.14 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28950. | Newbie (kingharounsltn) | 57.14 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 28951. | ColeMacca (weenyboi) | 57.14 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 28952. | Lee (asdf755) | 57.14 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 28953. | Sam (samparish) | 57.13 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28954. | Mohamed (mohamedafify) | 57.13 | 93% | 2020-05-03 |
| 28955. | istimewa (kukuhp22) | 57.13 | 89% | 2016-11-14 |
| 28956. | chevron000 (chevron000) | 57.13 | 90% | 2012-01-04 |
| 28957. | Gabby (gabbyou) | 57.13 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 28958. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 57.13 | 87% | 2017-03-11 |
| 28959. | KlNESl0L0GY (lonewandererx) | 57.12 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 28960. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 57.12 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28961. | manzah (beelzeb0sss) | 57.12 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 28962. | krzsombi (krzsombi) | 57.11 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 28963. | gamergirl08 (08gamer08girl) | 57.11 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 28964. | Matt (truemateo) | 57.11 | 92% | 2022-02-20 |
| 28965. | buttcheeks (shitguy2000) | 57.11 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 28966. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 57.11 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 28967. | Red (tahder) | 57.11 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 28968. | Aaron (the_bus) | 57.10 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 28969. | Dean (stainedclass) | 57.10 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 28970. | Amin (aminkr) | 57.09 | 90% | 2015-11-25 |
| 28971. | Niv (niv271) | 57.09 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 28972. | Matt (dealz) | 57.09 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 28973. | MrSofo (bigsofo41) | 57.08 | 94.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 28974. | Daniel (dan1el) | 57.08 | 93% | 2013-04-26 |
| 28975. | Zackary (realyslow) | 57.08 | 92% | 2013-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |