All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6528. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 93.20 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 6529. | huddled (haraldgb) | 93.20 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 6530. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 93.20 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 6531. | Hose (skaldsss) | 93.19 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 6532. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 93.19 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 6533. | chillaxing (rangetsu) | 93.19 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 6534. | Jacob (jacobmas) | 93.19 | 99% | 2018-03-05 |
| 6535. | hiKalS (hikals) | 93.18 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 6536. | Donald (donaldchuity) | 93.18 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 6537. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 93.18 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 6538. | Kanazaki (kanazaki) | 93.17 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 6539. | deccanistani_acc (deccanist... | 93.17 | 98.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6540. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 93.16 | 96% | 2025-09-06 |
| 6541. | :) (pennani) | 93.16 | 98% | 2025-09-18 |
| 6542. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 93.16 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6543. | [FRLA] Frank Admirer (ciaer... | 93.16 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 6544. | True (truefalse) | 93.15 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 6545. | M (mchang416) | 93.14 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 6546. | Hefty (hefty001) | 93.14 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 6547. | mcga (mcga) | 93.14 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| 6548. | spooty (spooty) | 93.13 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 6549. | Kyle (dragonvids) | 93.13 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6550. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 6551. | Thady (thady) | 93.12 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 6552. | 🐌💨 (ziploz) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 6553. | riley (sirhelpme) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 6554. | Benschi (benschi98) | 93.12 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 6555. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6556. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 93.11 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 6557. | Praveen (praveen3791) | 93.10 | 98% | 2025-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |