I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
608 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1663. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1664. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1665. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1666. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1667. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1668. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1669. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1670. | Axel (sector7) | 90.34 | 98.3% | 2024-07-12 |
| 1671. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1672. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 1673. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1674. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1675. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1676. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1677. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1678. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1679. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 90.20 | 97.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1680. | Tyler (exilereject) | 90.20 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1681. | Trishu (trishu) | 90.20 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1682. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1683. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 90.19 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 1684. | yong (coaleo) | 90.18 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1685. | py (pytech) | 90.17 | 97.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1686. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.17 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1687. | Rem (remroid66) | 90.14 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1688. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 90.13 | 98.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 1689. | Patrick (pkr505) | 90.13 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1690. | player (writer35) | 90.10 | 94.7% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1691. | David (dave_em) | 90.10 | 99.1% | 2025-03-01 |
| 1692. | pengin (lhp0) | 90.05 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |