As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9529. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 84.65 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9530. | Malachi (mudgee) | 84.65 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9531. | himeh (jherrerra) | 84.64 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9532. | dfoivn (player99) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9533. | Jason (aim1) | 84.64 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 9534. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 84.63 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9535. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 84.63 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9536. | Ben (gordon05) | 84.63 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 9537. | Protegent (protegentbutyes) | 84.63 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9538. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 84.63 | 98% | 2023-11-17 |
| 9539. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 84.63 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 9540. | Jem (jampr) | 84.63 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 9541. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 84.63 | 97% | 2015-07-11 |
| 9542. | Baked (bakedzt) | 84.62 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9543. | musratte (musratte) | 84.61 | 95.7% | 2023-12-05 |
| 9544. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 84.61 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 9545. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 84.60 | 97.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 9546. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.60 | 97.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 9547. | pz (pingzhi) | 84.60 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 9548. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 9549. | Daniel (danmeyers9) | 84.60 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 9550. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 84.60 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9551. | Anna Karine (annakarine) | 84.59 | 97.2% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9552. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9553. | Jerry (jl22) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9554. | gline9 (gline9) | 84.58 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 9555. | Paij (paij) | 84.58 | 95.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 9556. | Zir0 (ziiro) | 84.58 | 97.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9557. | matt (hornywoman) | 84.58 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9558. | Zachary (dahaak) | 84.58 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |