Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1116. | ZaTh (zathz) | 97.25 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1117. | dexdexdex (dexdexdex) | 97.22 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 1118. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.19 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1119. | T (casey_anthony) | 97.19 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1120. | Min Thaw (min1995) | 97.18 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1121. | Sam (busiclucho) | 97.15 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1122. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 97.14 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1123. | str (sleepallday) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1124. | fletcher (fletchy_) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 1125. | Jester (cypher26) | 97.13 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1126. | Hawkyra (hawkyra) | 97.12 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1127. | Dat (mralex101) | 97.09 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 1128. | Jinkies (jinkies_) | 97.06 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 1129. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 97.06 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1130. | (an66) | 97.00 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1131. | Brad Pritt (blackpitt) | 97.00 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1132. | SluggishTypist (sluggishtyp... | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1133. | Ethan (triplexkillerbob) | 96.94 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1134. | I love my thicc girlfriend ... | 96.91 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1135. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 96.91 | 99% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1136. | jokerXshin (tancheezhiok) | 96.89 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1137. | AkelloMukasa (akellomukasa) | 96.87 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1138. | nerif (nerif) | 96.84 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1139. | Reuben (reureu) | 96.84 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1140. | Cam (cam777) | 96.84 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1141. | hk000806 (hk000806) | 96.83 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1142. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 96.82 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1143. | John (chessant2015) | 96.81 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1144. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 96.79 | 100% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1145. | Robert (_robertbobby_) | 96.78 | 96% | 2019-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |