As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23967. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 50.40 | 91% | 2016-03-19 |
| 23968. | Joe (naman189089) | 50.40 | 93% | 2021-10-18 |
| 23969. | Cris (the_thesaurusrex) | 50.40 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 23970. | Boye (boye) | 50.40 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 23971. | Jeremy (kirbzstar) | 50.40 | 96% | 2015-05-09 |
| 23972. | Josh (drdeath218) | 50.39 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 23973. | Muvunyi (muvunyi) | 50.39 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 23974. | Hassan (hassanjazzy143) | 50.39 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 23975. | Edwood (edwood) | 50.39 | 90% | 2017-04-23 |
| 23976. | dave (degameknight_1234) | 50.38 | 94% | 2017-05-12 |
| 23977. | Paul N Denino (cosmic69) | 50.38 | 94% | 2019-04-08 |
| 23978. | muhammad kasem (kzxsi) | 50.37 | 96.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23979. | Spoonster (spoonster) | 50.37 | 94% | 2021-03-06 |
| 23980. | N (nathanjai) | 50.37 | 95% | 2017-10-07 |
| 23981. | SimranJeet (simranjeet723) | 50.37 | 95% | 2017-07-04 |
| 23982. | Diego (megax454) | 50.37 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 23983. | Shady (shadywu) | 50.36 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 23984. | sneha (sneha_1503) | 50.36 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 23985. | Josh (triplej321) | 50.36 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 23986. | alex (lolfrog123) | 50.35 | 93% | 2019-04-01 |
| 23987. | JaredOrellano (redorellano) | 50.35 | 91% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23988. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 50.35 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 23989. | Tumarbek (tom4ke) | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 23990. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 50.35 | 97% | 2015-11-27 |
| 23991. | Alex (us3rn_me) | 50.34 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 23992. | Dhruv (professor_dc) | 50.34 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 23993. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 50.34 | 93% | 2021-12-03 |
| 23994. | rohankumar (rohankumar) | 50.33 | 94.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 23995. | Arshi (arshi_7) | 50.33 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 23996. | Jack (turtlejack) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |