If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1241. | Markus (hejmck) | 98.06 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1242. | Jan-Erich (big_sack) | 98.02 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 1243. | I (excelsiate) | 98.01 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1244. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 98.01 | 99% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1245. | Emmett (silaada) | 97.95 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1246. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 97.95 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1247. | Jack (floppyfish278) | 97.95 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 1248. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 97.93 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1249. | Angelfried (angelfri3d) | 97.91 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1250. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 97.90 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 1251. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 97.90 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 1252. | Ethan (ethant772) | 97.85 | 96% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1253. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 97.84 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1254. | Lana (deliberatepractice) | 97.82 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1255. | Yicheng (mcgruffy) | 97.81 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 1256. | Cove (cove) | 97.80 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1257. | . (trihard7) | 97.79 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1258. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 97.78 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 1259. | Dan (dssl86) | 97.77 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1260. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 97.76 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1261. | minifarkan d:) (minifarkan) | 97.74 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1262. | Victor (helixidron) | 97.71 | 97% | 2017-04-17 |
| 1263. | I love my thicc girlfriend ... | 97.69 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1264. | Andy (teriyakichicken) | 97.69 | 99% | 2020-01-12 |
| 1265. | Kyle (kylelegion) | 97.68 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1266. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 97.68 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1267. | Ian (mystery512) | 97.66 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1268. | yasmin (yasminplus) | 97.64 | 95% | 2017-05-19 |
| 1269. | Sadra (sadra17) | 97.61 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1270. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 97.60 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |