The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28245. | Gurkirat (officerpulaski) | 58.57 | 96% | 2013-08-17 |
| 28246. | peterson (effectedbear730) | 58.56 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 28247. | Sleek (sleekshadow) | 58.56 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 28248. | RayKuro (ray_kuro) | 58.56 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 28249. | Matthew (joemonk) | 58.56 | 88% | 2015-06-01 |
| 28250. | Makima (makimauwu) | 58.55 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 28251. | ergin (bansheee) | 58.55 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 28252. | GreenOwl (green_owl_1_head) | 58.54 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 28253. | ernest Rouaud (picolafrappe) | 58.54 | 95% | 2023-03-10 |
| 28254. | Elias (the_dovah) | 58.54 | 93% | 2021-09-28 |
| 28255. | Lorenzo (lampreyan) | 58.54 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 28256. | Karol (adobonimama) | 58.54 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
| 28257. | Carrie (carrie) | 58.54 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 28258. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 58.54 | 98% | 2014-07-10 |
| 28259. | Filipe (fgsguedes) | 58.54 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 28260. | Rachel (amrcncpprhd) | 58.54 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 28261. | James (swheeeesh) | 58.53 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 28262. | ⊂(▀¯▀⊂) (trieudung... | 58.53 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 28263. | Renee (booboohead) | 58.53 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 28264. | kum (kinararidwan) | 58.53 | 89% | 2016-07-17 |
| 28265. | Ujjwal (megamindx) | 58.53 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 28266. | Brian (scottyb) | 58.52 | 86% | 2016-02-07 |
| 28267. | Arturo (arty4325) | 58.52 | 94% | 2022-02-12 |
| 28268. | Dinh (dinhvanthi) | 58.52 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 28269. | No Brain Kid (no_brain_kid) | 58.52 | 96% | 2017-04-18 |
| 28270. | Karim (white_r0se) | 58.51 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 28271. | dreamrock han (hanmengshi123) | 58.51 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 28272. | deathsroud (deathshroud) | 58.51 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 28273. | RC (rccode) | 58.51 | 89% | 2015-06-03 |
| 28274. | anh (tuananhday) | 58.51 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |