Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26593. | Danielle (nerdgrl) | 58.28 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 26594. | Hackson (hackson) | 58.28 | 86% | 2011-08-09 |
| 26595. | Shivun (shivster27) | 58.28 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 26596. | Poop (poopbuttpoop) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 26597. | Don (odonjeque) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 26598. | Dylan (dylearn) | 58.28 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 26599. | Olli (sparkable) | 58.28 | 88% | 2014-10-03 |
| 26600. | Jaded (jadedjayne) | 58.28 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 26601. | Emily (emmyball) | 58.27 | 87% | 2011-09-04 |
| 26602. | john (john_p) | 58.27 | 94% | 2012-04-30 |
| 26603. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 58.27 | 91% | 2016-12-26 |
| 26604. | MarQuay (quaylit) | 58.27 | 95.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 26605. | lgn5018 (lgn5018) | 58.27 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 26606. | Ken (kenfromboston) | 58.27 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 26607. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 58.27 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 26608. | Craig (craiggsell) | 58.27 | 96% | 2021-10-23 |
| 26609. | Please help me (mrhooha3) | 58.26 | 93% | 2016-12-15 |
| 26610. | Rochelle (rmeiseles) | 58.26 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 26611. | Ishan (ishanxlr8) | 58.26 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 26612. | Madai (madaicol) | 58.26 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 26613. | joseph (jovanetski) | 58.26 | 89% | 2014-10-29 |
| 26614. | Mike (aloneboat) | 58.26 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 26615. | Michael (tricky_9) | 58.26 | 95% | 2023-01-15 |
| 26616. | Abdulmalek (ali_fbaby) | 58.25 | 93% | 2017-02-23 |
| 26617. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 58.25 | 95% | 2015-05-29 |
| 26618. | Diego (megax454) | 58.25 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 26619. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 58.25 | 91% | 2013-06-02 |
| 26620. | Kiki (kiki_lu) | 58.25 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 26621. | i miss tyreek hill (widsss) | 58.25 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 26622. | yoyo (i0y0) | 58.25 | 98% | 2014-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |