What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1990. | Ming (mings7) | 69.59 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1991. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 69.57 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 1992. | I12 (inot12) | 69.55 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 1993. | Bla (blablub) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1994. | Lily (staycomfy) | 69.54 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1995. | Kevin (choopy) | 69.52 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1996. | White (thewhitehawk) | 69.52 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1997. | Chris (asianchriss) | 69.52 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1998. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.50 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1999. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 69.47 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
| 2000. | Hello World (helloworld25) | 69.47 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2001. | Ebo (killaebo) | 69.46 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
| 2002. | Johnny (boneritis) | 69.44 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2003. | NO (orsabocolemak) | 69.37 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2004. | Min (minssleeping) | 69.36 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
| 2005. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 69.32 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 2006. | d haze (dhays116) | 69.31 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2007. | triangle (triangle369) | 69.31 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2008. | Mateusz (mattinato21) | 69.27 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2009. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2010. | DAMN (imfastafboiiii___) | 69.25 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 2011. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 69.22 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2012. | Missy (lovelydy) | 69.21 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2013. | Alex (manithan) | 69.14 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 2014. | Donovan (donovanle) | 69.05 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 2015. | GGanon (gganon) | 69.00 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 2016. | Kumar (kayush) | 68.97 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2017. | Guest (k935p) | 68.97 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 2018. | Callie (le_jade) | 68.91 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
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