The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6896. | pedro (febronio) | 94.87 | 98.5% | 2023-11-25 |
| 6897. | mexican nipple (yoloswag) | 94.86 | 93% | 2012-10-05 |
| 6898. | laughlinwastaken (laughlin) | 94.86 | 97.6% | 2024-04-03 |
| 6899. | Dinner (dindinlicker) | 94.86 | 94% | 2017-02-15 |
| 6900. | Onion (x__onion__x) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 6901. | Ryan (thathei) | 94.85 | 96.3% | 2024-05-01 |
| 6902. | A (sardhrantor) | 94.85 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 6903. | 港女 (hkgal) | 94.85 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 6904. | greml (gremlairbin) | 94.84 | 97% | 2023-12-18 |
| 6905. | your (flintlok) | 94.84 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 6906. | X_Soda (x_soda) | 94.84 | 94% | 2011-08-19 |
| 6907. | Tekagi (tekagi) | 94.83 | 97% | 2024-06-01 |
| 6908. | Ari (stolera) | 94.83 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 6909. | JC (bluem_07) | 94.83 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 6910. | darkending (saccade) | 94.83 | 89% | 2015-10-31 |
| 6911. | Nathaniel (devoraktempting) | 94.83 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
| 6912. | Robert (trewgrip1) | 94.82 | 96% | 2014-06-04 |
| 6913. | You (chimmey) | 94.82 | 96% | 2014-01-26 |
| 6914. | Kaim (14mkim) | 94.82 | 92% | 2013-08-28 |
| 6915. | Kevin (bigtimetyperacer) | 94.81 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6916. | John Wick (asr123) | 94.81 | 97.7% | 2024-02-28 |
| 6917. | Max (elsancho5) | 94.80 | 98% | 2025-05-15 |
| 6918. | John (equivocxl) | 94.80 | 97.4% | 2025-04-08 |
| 6919. | tommy (littlemonad) | 94.80 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 6920. | Dek (treatyofversigh) | 94.80 | 96.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 6921. | Hai (haiphan) | 94.80 | 98% | 2025-07-20 |
| 6922. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 94.80 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 6923. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 94.80 | 98% | 2024-10-25 |
| 6924. | Joerg (jabra11) | 94.80 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 6925. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 94.80 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |