I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7198. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 94.81 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 7199. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 94.81 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7200. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 94.81 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 7201. | BamBam (bambam0408) | 94.80 | 97% | 2024-08-05 |
| 7202. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 94.80 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7203. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 94.80 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 7204. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 94.80 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 7205. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 94.79 | 97.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7206. | Tu (anhtu96) | 94.79 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 7207. | Truamo (truamo) | 94.78 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
| 7208. | Landon (libxrtyy) | 94.78 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 7209. | kururu007 (kururu007) | 94.78 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 7210. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 94.78 | 99% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7211. | Ted (nikeelites999) | 94.76 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7212. | qweqwe (qweu) | 94.76 | 99.3% | 2023-09-25 |
| 7213. | ks (sempiedram) | 94.76 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 7214. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 94.75 | 97% | 2024-06-09 |
| 7215. | Whiffing (fxdk) | 94.75 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 7216. | Reiss (tregor) | 94.75 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 7217. | Fai (phi4) | 94.74 | 98.2% | 2024-11-20 |
| 7218. | Pakistan (muhammadrizwan) | 94.74 | 96.1% | 2024-09-22 |
| 7219. | Ion (incode4it) | 94.74 | 97.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 7220. | Anthony (a_rebello_type_hello) | 94.74 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7221. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 94.74 | 99% | 2019-07-08 |
| 7222. | en (en9860) | 94.73 | 99% | 2024-12-17 |
| 7223. | Patrick (sabo_99) | 94.73 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 7224. | mikey (shpoopdy) | 94.73 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 7225. | Jotaro (udetha) | 94.73 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 7226. | ariel (arielsoko) | 94.73 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 7227. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 94.72 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |