Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3438. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 72.81 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 3439. | (hackthemoon) | 72.79 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3440. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 72.77 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3441. | (barek12) | 72.77 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 3442. | (rafael1548) | 72.73 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 3443. | (angie10410) | 72.72 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3444. | dre (ndree) | 72.71 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3445. | Hung (psucoder) | 72.71 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 3446. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 72.70 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 3447. | (alja5740) | 72.69 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3448. | βIcyFoxerπ¦ (deamonfox) | 72.69 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3449. | Patrick (pattypat18) | 72.68 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 3450. | (wildpants) | 72.67 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 3451. | (harveydent1) | 72.67 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 3452. | (juliehuynh654252) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3453. | (mhasan01) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3454. | im baby (trashmanstan) | 72.62 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3455. | π² π π π π π... | 72.62 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3456. | (hooterr) | 72.61 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3457. | (badattyping332) | 72.60 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3458. | (chipperdiglett) | 72.60 | 100% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3459. | (sibelius97) | 72.59 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3460. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 72.59 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 3461. | (busey) | 72.59 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3462. | (numberzz) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3463. | (balton) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3464. | Owen (kenobiboy02) | 72.58 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 3465. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 72.58 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3466. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 3467. | (ryder_on_the_storm) | 72.56 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |