So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32509. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 48.36 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 32510. | Pat (manito) | 48.36 | 92% | 2012-03-16 |
| 32511. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 48.36 | 92% | 2022-04-11 |
| 32512. | sokleap (sokleap) | 48.36 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 32513. | Aiden (koalaahhh) | 48.35 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 32514. | alex (alexbel) | 48.35 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 32515. | Dmitry (radost_bitija) | 48.35 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 32516. | Braden (brad9181) | 48.35 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 32517. | Dylan Kolbiaz (dtkolb12) | 48.35 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 32518. | Stevie (steviewonder) | 48.35 | 92% | 2017-02-18 |
| 32519. | Lance (l_nce) | 48.35 | 83% | 2017-01-22 |
| 32520. | philm (philmi) | 48.35 | 92% | 2016-07-05 |
| 32521. | Santeri (santtumann) | 48.35 | 96% | 2014-10-05 |
| 32522. | marvin (juzzamjinn) | 48.35 | 90% | 2012-08-02 |
| 32523. | deva (devasai007) | 48.35 | 92% | 2017-04-08 |
| 32524. | Carlos (saturnino) | 48.34 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| 32525. | Nico (monnerford) | 48.33 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 32526. | Buchock (buchok) | 48.33 | 91% | 2021-11-20 |
| 32527. | Bayezid II (rosmas) | 48.33 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 32528. | Ashveck (ashveck) | 48.33 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 32529. | xbxd (xbxd) | 48.33 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 32530. | diep vien 007 (diepvien007) | 48.33 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 32531. | richard (trash2zero) | 48.33 | 84% | 2012-01-28 |
| 32532. | Matan (matansel) | 48.33 | 92% | 2017-05-16 |
| 32533. | Paul Christian C. (peapaul02) | 48.32 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 32534. | Toby (antisocial) | 48.32 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 32535. | Anubhav Raj (anubhavrajjjjj... | 48.31 | 94% | 2022-12-30 |
| 32536. | User (user935) | 48.31 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 32537. | GpJay (gpjay) | 48.31 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 32538. | Carolina (mirrorball) | 48.31 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |