So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25382. | xo (xochi1) | 59.54 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 25383. | James (itsme_of) | 59.54 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 25384. | bogo (bogo10) | 59.54 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
| 25385. | kao (biohand2001) | 59.54 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 25386. | sumantra (sumantra) | 59.54 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 25387. | Chudy (ci2016) | 59.53 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25388. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 59.53 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 25389. | VLEIRS (vleirs) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 25390. | Anton (antonthechef) | 59.53 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 25391. | Alec (letsgoboyce) | 59.52 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 25392. | BLANK (thors) | 59.52 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 25393. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 59.52 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 25394. | Captain (qaqa092000) | 59.52 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 25395. | anion (hysteria111) | 59.52 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 25396. | Mrs. Till's (cray) | 59.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 25397. | bad (calculon) | 59.52 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25398. | Miles (forrest) | 59.51 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 25399. | Eliah (danishdessert) | 59.51 | 89% | 2014-10-13 |
| 25400. | Jack (sacredpro) | 59.51 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 25401. | Raymond (northernabyss) | 59.51 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 25402. | Tonny (la4ppzt6hwawd8w) | 59.51 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25403. | Trần (trantri2087) | 59.51 | 91% | 2014-09-03 |
| 25404. | Bryan (undulatus) | 59.51 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 25405. | Rio (riofrio) | 59.51 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 25406. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 59.51 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 25407. | yun woo (yunnythewoo) | 59.51 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 25408. | YuMin (doyumin) | 59.51 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 25409. | Maxy (christianmalinao) | 59.50 | 96.9% | 2023-11-01 |
| 25410. | IllMind (lllmind) | 59.50 | 95% | 2022-12-28 |
| 25411. | Nadeem (nadeemahmad560) | 59.50 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |