With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1998. | Steven (stedeb) | 114.64 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 1999. | MunkyChunk (munkychunk6) | 114.63 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 2000. | (svary) | 114.63 | 97.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 2001. | Noah (irondragonian) | 114.63 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 2002. | Cameron (raptinge) | 114.63 | 97% | 2018-03-17 |
| 2003. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 114.63 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2004. | Lewis (znake) | 114.59 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2005. | Jay (jayser6) | 114.56 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2006. | (zesty11) | 114.56 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 2007. | p1e (jackholly) | 114.55 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 2008. | rob (dydtaylor) | 114.54 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 2009. | jolly_joshy (jjyuan) | 114.52 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 2010. | HJPUK (hjpuk) | 114.51 | 99% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2011. | waloogy (waloogy) | 114.50 | 97.9% | 2024-12-29 |
| 2012. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 114.50 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2013. | pixie (pixiedust24) | 114.49 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 2014. | Alaa (colaboi) | 114.48 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 2015. | Hieu (tranhieu956230) | 114.48 | 99.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 2016. | صبر (morocco01) | 114.48 | 98.3% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2017. | tstats[aurelian365] (aureli... | 114.47 | 97.7% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2018. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 114.47 | 97.5% | 2025-05-26 |
| 2019. | Stud (studmuffin99) | 114.46 | 98% | 2016-09-27 |
| 2020. | Max (mafab1) | 114.46 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2021. | Jeffrey Louie (nosotrospasamo) | 114.45 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2022. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 114.45 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2023. | Matthew (mattycraps) | 114.42 | 97% | 2016-10-29 |
| 2024. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 114.41 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 2025. | Seth (zeffer) | 114.41 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 2026. | A (antykingfish4) | 114.40 | 99% | 2019-12-20 |
| 2027. | Ray (iconoclasmic) | 114.40 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |