So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 362. | (ygos) | 135.13 | 98% | 2012-02-10 |
| 363. | (tokugawapants) | 135.11 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 364. | (itshawky) | 135.05 | 100% | 2021-09-29 |
| 365. | ChimChimChim (chimchimchim) | 135.02 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 366. | (elliptical) | 135.02 | 98% | 2015-05-26 |
| 367. | (arizownage) | 135.02 | 98% | 2011-07-25 |
| 368. | Jauhar (indoviet) | 134.96 | 98% | 2015-07-31 |
| 369. | (marcusaurm) | 134.95 | 99% | 2022-05-28 |
| 370. | (dsingz) | 134.94 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 371. | (ansonkid) | 134.94 | 98% | 2012-08-23 |
| 372. | (leonleung96) | 134.85 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 373. | (psychopathologic_menstruo... | 134.80 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 374. | miss index (plorksauce) | 134.76 | 99% | 2018-04-14 |
| 375. | Jake (nameless337) | 134.76 | 100% | 2017-05-15 |
| 376. | Benjamin (bw1625) | 134.75 | 100% | 2019-12-25 |
| 377. | (mako640_dvorak) | 134.75 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 378. | (trainermax) | 134.74 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 379. | (soner) | 134.67 | 98% | 2014-05-30 |
| 380. | stop! (ademke) | 134.66 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 381. | (timvermeulen) | 134.65 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 382. | (woodread) | 134.65 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 383. | (lorusx) | 134.48 | 100% | 2020-11-07 |
| 384. | (nonquit_alt) | 134.47 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 385. | (scraex) | 134.46 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 386. | (fianchetto123) | 134.46 | 100% | 2021-07-23 |
| 387. | (wilfordbrimley) | 134.46 | 95% | 2013-05-02 |
| 388. | (johnnew) | 134.44 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 389. | (ludovicianne) | 134.43 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 390. | (yung_lucid) | 134.39 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 391. | (shinonin) | 134.30 | 98.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |