As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11510. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 80.75 | 96.5% | 2025-01-13 |
| 11511. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 80.75 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 11512. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.75 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 11513. | Lucas (spleut) | 80.74 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 11514. | Joshua (wrycat) | 80.74 | 97.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 11515. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 11516. | Flare_nd (flare_nd) | 80.74 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 11517. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 80.74 | 97.6% | 2024-10-28 |
| 11518. | IvyEyeYam (gyringreat) | 80.73 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 11519. | Joshua (munchfumble) | 80.73 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11520. | Fredrik (fredrikvorpenes) | 80.73 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11521. | theepicracer99 (theepicrace... | 80.73 | 96.5% | 2024-09-08 |
| 11522. | sigit (licardi) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 11523. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 80.73 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11524. | 👺 (confiscar) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11525. | Bone (bonepriest) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 11526. | Guest (train9013c) | 80.72 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 11527. | epic (epicrako) | 80.72 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11528. | DEREK (drkch) | 80.71 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11529. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 80.71 | 97.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 11530. | Joshua (jkm711) | 80.71 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11531. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 80.71 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 11532. | das (bourgeau3125) | 80.71 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11533. | Darko (donnie_dorko) | 80.71 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 11534. | Žan (fastap) | 80.71 | 97% | 2017-03-31 |
| 11535. | Bean (benchen123) | 80.70 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 11536. | Brooks (masterfore2121) | 80.70 | 94% | 2022-03-18 |
| 11537. | Enrico (enricoaf) | 80.70 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 11538. | Peter (masterpeterboi) | 80.70 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11539. | null (null_zjx) | 80.70 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |