So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26593. | Anna (amopdx) | 58.42 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 26594. | Alan (alanpung) | 58.42 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
| 26595. | Oliver (autistic_roomba) | 58.42 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 26596. | Bob (bobthomas) | 58.42 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
| 26597. | Hoa (tigonh81) | 58.42 | 90% | 2014-02-16 |
| 26598. | Jamie (rium) | 58.42 | 92% | 2016-04-04 |
| 26599. | Lily (lilyyma16) | 58.42 | 89% | 2016-08-11 |
| 26600. | Gabriel (gasanteo_1) | 58.41 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 26601. | Tiktian (tiktianc) | 58.41 | 90% | 2017-04-15 |
| 26602. | bruh (bruh39090) | 58.41 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 26603. | Long (hercules8844) | 58.41 | 96% | 2011-12-17 |
| 26604. | Salman (ronaldweasley1) | 58.41 | 84% | 2016-06-21 |
| 26605. | Richard (ricstc) | 58.41 | 95% | 2012-04-08 |
| 26606. | H4Z1F (h4z1f) | 58.40 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 26607. | Mai (maihxh) | 58.40 | 95.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 26608. | Nour (theshorty) | 58.40 | 89% | 2013-06-01 |
| 26609. | Alex (tra_pz) | 58.39 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 26610. | Ben (bensla3) | 58.39 | 95% | 2023-07-07 |
| 26611. | Mintie (mintieice) | 58.39 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 26612. | Hunny (hunnybeunchies) | 58.39 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
| 26613. | Kaciek (desudesudesu) | 58.39 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 26614. | Pawel (tentyppaul) | 58.39 | 93% | 2015-11-18 |
| 26615. | cutybuon (cutybuon) | 58.39 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 26616. | Alexander (altso) | 58.39 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 26617. | Shogun (shogunsea) | 58.38 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 26618. | Tatah (t4tatah) | 58.38 | 96% | 2013-11-01 |
| 26619. | Penny (meizi) | 58.38 | 97% | 2011-10-13 |
| 26620. | sarvar (sarvarbhat) | 58.38 | 98% | 2016-10-26 |
| 26621. | Jaspreet (jassi) | 58.38 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 26622. | all_7rby (main account) (al... | 58.37 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |