As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10381. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 82.70 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 10382. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10383. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10384. | Go D. (deeated) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 10385. | Munir (munirgkm) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10386. | crowxsharingan (crowsharingan) | 82.68 | 98.4% | 2025-01-16 |
| 10387. | Erik (joezuu) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
| 10388. | Sparik (sparik) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10389. | Mark (nightstarreaper) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 10390. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 82.67 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 10391. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 10392. | sator1 (sator1) | 82.67 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 10393. | Mei (fanmeishanyeah) | 82.66 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 10394. | dumplings (dumplingsz) | 82.66 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 10395. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 82.66 | 92% | 2017-05-28 |
| 10396. | Grammar is my Kryptonite (4... | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 10397. | Ted (belisarius222) | 82.65 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 10398. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 10399. | Pandø (daterphi) | 82.65 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 10400. | sean (tpsn3) | 82.65 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 10401. | Daan (macdann6) | 82.64 | 100% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10402. | Eric (notmexican) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10403. | Dean (limome) | 82.64 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10404. | sackbut (sackbut) | 82.64 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10405. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 82.64 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 10406. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10407. | The (syberion) | 82.63 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10408. | Sabrina (astaraya) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 10409. | Vince (gaminggamers) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 10410. | Thor77 (thor77_) | 82.63 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |