As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10746. | fakaped (fakaped) | 81.77 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 10747. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 81.77 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 10748. | m (flashyyy) | 81.76 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 10749. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 81.75 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| 10750. | Shredrex (shredrex) | 81.74 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 10751. | Roberto (who______) | 81.74 | 98% | 2024-10-18 |
| 10752. | Zeph (ringofonion) | 81.74 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 10753. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 81.74 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 10754. | kostrohan (kostrohan) | 81.73 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 10755. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 81.73 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 10756. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 10757. | pktenshi (zettai) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 10758. | ghost (souls) | 81.73 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 10759. | Ami (yuuami) | 81.72 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10760. | a (suk_) | 81.72 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 10761. | WhyAlGorequotes (jaredboy85) | 81.72 | 96% | 2015-10-05 |
| 10762. | Ricky (iifading) | 81.71 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
| 10763. | Toxi (toxi) | 81.71 | 86% | 2016-09-01 |
| 10764. | CalciumCarbonate (calcium_) | 81.70 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 10765. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 81.70 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 10766. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 81.70 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 10767. | KeyboardHater3838 (keyboard... | 81.69 | 97.5% | 2023-08-19 |
| 10768. | Richard (richarddow) | 81.69 | 96.1% | 2023-11-26 |
| 10769. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 81.69 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 10770. | Brock (brocky) | 81.69 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 10771. | Cyber (alifarra) | 81.69 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 10772. | toudouche (seni42) | 81.69 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 10773. | Tu (tuawesome) | 81.69 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 10774. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 81.69 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 10775. | Faensoldemor (faensoldemor) | 81.69 | 95% | 2017-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |