So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16425. | tunggul (entjup) | 74.11 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 16426. | 雲煙成雨 (1eonardo) | 74.10 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 16427. | Shafeen (niglet_san) | 74.10 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16428. | Ricky (blazed_ricardo) | 74.10 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 16429. | z (zivry) | 74.10 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 16430. | Jayne (verafullauto) | 74.10 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 16431. | Lok (nglok) | 74.10 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 16432. | Zeke (exdax) | 74.10 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 16433. | Kenny (kunisl) | 74.09 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 16434. | Josh (auto111032) | 74.09 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 16435. | Sam (salinko) | 74.09 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16436. | Akef (akefamen) | 74.09 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 16437. | Doris (snowiewu) | 74.09 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 16438. | Typo (fuzztadude99) | 74.09 | 94% | 2012-10-16 |
| 16439. | Gabriel (ggayan) | 74.08 | 93% | 2013-10-21 |
| 16440. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 74.08 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 16441. | Walter (chimken1234) | 74.07 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 16442. | Mohamad (mohamadasghari) | 74.07 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16443. | Gay Toyholi (l3hargav) | 74.07 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 16444. | thammong (thammong) | 74.07 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 16445. | Toxi (toxi) | 74.07 | 84% | 2016-03-25 |
| 16446. | nagato (akatsuki99) | 74.07 | 94% | 2013-04-10 |
| 16447. | HeavenIsNotReal (lusttea) | 74.06 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16448. | Arxyde (arxyde) | 74.06 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16449. | Mateusz (nieproszenieja) | 74.06 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 16450. | Amit (amit_) | 74.06 | 90% | 2014-03-03 |
| 16451. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 74.06 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 16452. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 74.06 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
| 16453. | Bergius (bergiusnegroid) | 74.05 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 16454. | Noah (lusciousnarwhal) | 74.05 | 94% | 2016-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |