I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8896. | Kayega (briankayega) | 92.44 | 99.4% | 2024-11-30 |
| 8897. | Andy (toxicandy) | 92.44 | 96.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8898. | John (butterball_bubble) | 92.44 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8899. | ionut (ionut_red) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8900. | rumi (archsun) | 92.44 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8901. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 92.44 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8902. | Guts (noob_06) | 92.44 | 99% | 2017-07-09 |
| 8903. | Christian (the_tian) | 92.44 | 99% | 2017-07-28 |
| 8904. | Aaron (1377718) | 92.43 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 8905. | Sarah (sarahla2) | 92.43 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 8906. | Stathve1 (stathve1) | 92.42 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 8907. | TheMamba (themamba2) | 92.42 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 8908. | 👺Wainie san (wxia) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 8909. | Jill (jconn00) | 92.41 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8910. | Dmitry (wrongway4you) | 92.41 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 8911. | Robert (gorilla710) | 92.41 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 8912. | Suket (sushikebab17) | 92.40 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 8913. | 12Ethan! (towelette) | 92.40 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 8914. | v (vlxu) | 92.40 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8915. | scratcherax (scratcherax) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 8916. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8917. | Pranoy (promax) | 92.39 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 8918. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 92.39 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8919. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 92.39 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8920. | George (bacheloroftravel) | 92.39 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8921. | Alan (sexillamasexi) | 92.39 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 8922. | Patrick (pawal001) | 92.39 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 8923. | BDOG (bmagill) | 92.38 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 8924. | Luis (chapibol) | 92.38 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8925. | lunarstarclan (lunarstarclan) | 92.37 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |