Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8995. | Vivian (ninhiii) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 8996. | sees (dumbretardedcunt) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8997. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 8998. | David (davidgilbarte) | 78.11 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8999. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 78.11 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 9000. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 78.11 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 9001. | Keedawg (_keedawg_) | 78.10 | 95% | 2025-03-02 |
| 9002. | Carlos (fuzwipper) | 78.10 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9003. | Norman (aris6498) | 78.10 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 9004. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 78.10 | 97.2% | 2023-11-25 |
| 9005. | Kalee (kalesalad19) | 78.09 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9006. | Roberto (bertdellefave123) | 78.09 | 95.5% | 2025-05-26 |
| 9007. | Dave (zxzt) | 78.09 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9008. | Hopp (461am) | 78.08 | 100% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9009. | Rounak (rouvai) | 78.08 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 9010. | Francisco (faac98) | 78.08 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 9011. | JY (jy82828) | 78.07 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9012. | Luis (luisaes) | 78.07 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9013. | FixioMG (fixio) | 78.07 | 97.6% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9014. | Kazuya (peacefularrow) | 78.07 | 95% | 2022-08-24 |
| 9015. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 78.07 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 9016. | viDoppio (vidoppio) | 78.06 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9017. | Gautam (humanity_seeker_gau... | 78.06 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9018. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 78.06 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 9019. | jm (jmdotgg) | 78.05 | 96.6% | 2025-03-11 |
| 9020. | llama (flulululu) | 78.05 | 96.5% | 2024-10-24 |
| 9021. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 78.05 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9022. | danbo (supardanil) | 78.03 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 9023. | biznor (biznor) | 78.03 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 9024. | antmak (applepiedz) | 78.03 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |