The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4410. | (somar) | 116.80 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 4411. | (londonparisnyc) | 116.80 | 97% | 2013-09-13 |
| 4412. | (mollybolly) | 116.79 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 4413. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 116.79 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 4414. | (dafler) | 116.78 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 4415. | (onagoat) | 116.78 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 4416. | Hùng (hungnp) | 116.78 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 4417. | (jcpd21) | 116.78 | 99% | 2013-11-09 |
| 4418. | (fallenfromthestars) | 116.78 | 97% | 2015-01-29 |
| 4419. | (akagi) | 116.78 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 4420. | (robbylewis) | 116.77 | 98% | 2016-03-13 |
| 4421. | joao (cnjao) | 116.77 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 4422. | Eric (iechoi) | 116.76 | 93% | 2017-05-14 |
| 4423. | (hanzgg) | 116.76 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4424. | (shelbirm) | 116.76 | 99% | 2011-09-26 |
| 4425. | Alfredo 🎉 (zalfredo) | 116.76 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 4426. | Noob (touchhyper) | 116.75 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 4427. | (itz_pvp1235) | 116.75 | 97.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4428. | Harry (pandasboob) | 116.75 | 99% | 2022-07-02 |
| 4429. | (andewa_05) | 116.75 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 4430. | (velvetie) | 116.75 | 98.9% | 2021-02-07 |
| 4431. | HelloSputnik (nuge) | 116.75 | 97% | 2014-08-17 |
| 4432. | Zerith (zerith) | 116.74 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 4433. | (bajiizus) | 116.74 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 4434. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 116.73 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 4435. | (sophorix) | 116.73 | 96% | 2012-06-20 |
| 4436. | (aundi) | 116.73 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 4437. | (ziggyqq) | 116.72 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 4438. | (ahmir123) | 116.72 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4439. | (mlke) | 116.71 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |