The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1407. | Erik (olajsson) | 68.73 | 82% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1408. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 68.72 | 98% | 2016-01-11 |
| 1409. | Dayton (xxswagmaster9000xx) | 68.72 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1410. | Megan (foreverpurple) | 68.71 | 91% | 2013-07-29 |
| 1411. | ves (bgrade) | 68.71 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1412. | vHan (shincatsu) | 68.71 | 96% | 2012-07-27 |
| 1413. | Ho Thu (hothutrung) | 68.70 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 1414. | ph (phmi) | 68.69 | 99% | 2017-08-05 |
| 1415. | erik (discopvn) | 68.69 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1416. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 68.68 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 1417. | Pat (patq) | 68.68 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 1418. | Le Hoang Vu (littlekid) | 68.64 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 1419. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 68.63 | 90% | 2016-11-05 |
| 1420. | T•rt•ise (gocool21) | 68.63 | 97% | 2013-11-05 |
| 1421. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 68.61 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 1422. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 68.60 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1423. | SDF (rc12chy) | 68.58 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 1424. | GoFast UwU (tanshiyou) | 68.58 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 1425. | HaRy (milfhary) | 68.58 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 1426. | snubb123123 (werschlu) | 68.58 | 98% | 2016-09-05 |
| 1427. | King (kingshantha) | 68.58 | 95% | 2014-01-23 |
| 1428. | anand (touch_anand) | 68.58 | 95% | 2013-03-13 |
| 1429. | Kunal (boomlion) | 68.57 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 1430. | hieu (hieult) | 68.57 | 99% | 2013-04-13 |
| 1431. | Maximus (maximusmeridus) | 68.56 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 1432. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 68.56 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 1433. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 68.56 | 95% | 2011-06-01 |
| 1434. | Petar (petar17) | 68.54 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 1435. | Julio (silentnyx) | 68.54 | 99% | 2015-08-15 |
| 1436. | Sumit (sumit91) | 68.53 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |