As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7800. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 89.09 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 7801. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 89.09 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 7802. | PogActual (arkaik11) | 89.08 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 7803. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 89.08 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
| 7804. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 89.07 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 7805. | Granted (granted8) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 7806. | epigee (epigee) | 89.07 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
| 7807. | Jake (jakeraz0317) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7808. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 89.07 | 92% | 2015-12-03 |
| 7809. | Marc (mreading) | 89.07 | 99% | 2016-08-05 |
| 7810. | Alex (alexdf54) | 89.06 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 7811. | m (spicybwc) | 89.06 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 7812. | Michael (cus4ever) | 89.06 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 7813. | Isaac (zasanga) | 89.06 | 87% | 2017-04-15 |
| 7814. | Hanny (monson312) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 7815. | Baruk (baruk) | 89.06 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 7816. | sanic (sanicthehidgehag) | 89.05 | 93% | 2017-04-17 |
| 7817. | Jacob (jmbreche) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 7818. | jon (jonsan87) | 89.05 | 99% | 2021-01-29 |
| 7819. | Torta (tortta) | 89.05 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7820. | Rosi (rositalokita) | 89.05 | 90% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7821. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 89.04 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7822. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 89.04 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 7823. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 89.04 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 7824. | Handri (baldkid) | 89.04 | 99% | 2016-07-17 |
| 7825. | superman (lavee_singh) | 89.03 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 7826. | Reyhan (aesura) | 89.02 | 95% | 2017-03-17 |
| 7827. | PuFF (puffxs) | 89.02 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 7828. | Chocolate (chocolatekid) | 89.02 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 7829. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 89.02 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |