So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2938. | April (aclockworkapril) | 108.05 | 98% | 2011-07-16 |
| 2939. | Marek (lypa) | 108.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2940. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 108.04 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 2941. | Eric (pamajaones) | 108.04 | 92% | 2014-05-17 |
| 2942. | Boyance (boyance) | 108.04 | 89% | 2015-04-06 |
| 2943. | Snoopy (kkoon) | 108.01 | 94% | 2015-05-21 |
| 2944. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 108.00 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 2945. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 107.99 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2946. | VivX (vivekperi) | 107.99 | 97% | 2016-11-02 |
| 2947. | Wesley (hyperwes) | 107.99 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 2948. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 107.99 | 92% | 2015-06-22 |
| 2949. | permil (permil) | 107.99 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 2950. | TheoPhysicist (theophysicist) | 107.97 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2951. | michelle (mkahue) | 107.96 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 2952. | ht (distincx) | 107.94 | 96% | 2015-11-21 |
| 2953. | asdf (unibearbear) | 107.94 | 92% | 2011-11-07 |
| 2954. | MiniPeWZ (minipewz) | 107.93 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 2955. | TortoiseTyper (tortoisetype... | 107.93 | 96.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 2956. | Meep (meeeep) | 107.93 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 2957. | Carl (carl_) | 107.93 | 96% | 2014-09-24 |
| 2958. | wojtek (kwojtek14) | 107.92 | 99% | 2015-01-29 |
| 2959. | Josh (vballdart) | 107.91 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
| 2960. | txt (roara2k1) | 107.89 | 90% | 2012-09-23 |
| 2961. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 107.87 | 92% | 2011-05-08 |
| 2962. | Josh (josh627) | 107.86 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2963. | Marco (astroqueen) | 107.86 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 2964. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 107.83 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2965. | km (kmamp) | 107.83 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 2966. | Jwad (jaziz) | 107.82 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 2967. | bruh (erik2405_) | 107.82 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |