Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3195. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 3196. | Adam (ashtitan) | 75.17 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3197. | Ethan (robert0503) | 75.16 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3198. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 75.16 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3199. | Keno (kmoreland1) | 75.15 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3200. | Ramses (ram6) | 75.14 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3201. | Hayden (doge_town) | 75.13 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 3202. | Vincent (vincemince) | 75.13 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 3203. | ehe (aeronsic) | 75.12 | 100% | 2020-09-08 |
| 3204. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 75.08 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 3205. | Trigga (globgod) | 75.06 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 3206. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 75.06 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3207. | Deets (djtobia) | 75.05 | 95% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3208. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 75.05 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3209. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 75.01 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 3210. | Evu (chingching22) | 75.01 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3211. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 75.00 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3212. | Jackery (hamshank) | 74.99 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3213. | William (william_david) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3214. | val (sephel15) | 74.98 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 3215. | AxelDT (axman292) | 74.97 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 3216. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 74.97 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3217. | Christina (peanut0718) | 74.97 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3218. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 74.97 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 3219. | Erik (soggybutter) | 74.94 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 3220. | Lars (aaberg) | 74.92 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3221. | naa (trixzter) | 74.92 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3222. | Chloe (battlereadygirl01) | 74.89 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 3223. | Calum (mumucaca) | 74.88 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 3224. | Erkan Giray (confusedmino) | 74.87 | 95% | 2017-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |