I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8932. | mushroom (mushrooome) | 88.55 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8933. | qweqwe (qweu) | 88.55 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 8934. | Jeroen (denziry) | 88.55 | 99% | 2018-09-05 |
| 8935. | Mellow (mellowhammer) | 88.55 | 80% | 2015-05-16 |
| 8936. | iotku (iotku) | 88.55 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
| 8937. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 88.55 | 94% | 2016-01-29 |
| 8938. | Protein (rsandland) | 88.54 | 97.2% | 2024-02-26 |
| 8939. | Zen (zennabon) | 88.54 | 97.8% | 2023-12-28 |
| 8940. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 88.54 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 8941. | Ethan (real_ethan_) | 88.52 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 8942. | Tom (tomspell) | 88.52 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 8943. | And (andzer0) | 88.52 | 95.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 8944. | Runa (runaperuasdf) | 88.52 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8945. | Kerrby (kerrby) | 88.51 | 97% | 2025-04-19 |
| 8946. | em (eeopkc) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 8947. | Umar (ukjadoon) | 88.51 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 8948. | TonySoprano (tony_soprano) | 88.50 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 8949. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 88.50 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 8950. | Max (p1spastic) | 88.50 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 8951. | t (12cligon) | 88.49 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 8952. | arichnad (arichnad) | 88.49 | 98.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 8953. | HackerKR (hackerkr) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 8954. | Jeff (scitenik) | 88.49 | 88% | 2016-10-10 |
| 8955. | Manoz (clawsofeagle) | 88.49 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 8956. | James (kimandoxs) | 88.48 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 8957. | D3C0D3R (deeeecoder) | 88.48 | 96.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 8958. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 88.48 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8959. | Declan (dg05) | 88.48 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8960. | vtmr (vtmr) | 88.48 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
| 8961. | bob the builder (bobthebuil... | 88.47 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |