So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34570. | Yash (kumar02) | 43.38 | 93% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34571. | Prateek (mikeftblcrzy) | 43.38 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 34572. | Holobaymau (ngongiotrang) | 43.37 | 93% | 2013-04-16 |
| 34573. | Miigaa (rmiigaa) | 43.36 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 34574. | Alex (alex_x) | 43.36 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 34575. | Asad (chand_jutt) | 43.36 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 34576. | Dragx (dragxu) | 43.35 | 93% | 2023-07-30 |
| 34577. | Yunior (yunior) | 43.35 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 34578. | carl (ace9teen88) | 43.35 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 34579. | nothin (nothin) | 43.35 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 34580. | Dhairy (dexter_a) | 43.35 | 99% | 2019-04-12 |
| 34581. | Mohamed Abdallahi (lim_elno... | 43.34 | 93% | 2021-09-09 |
| 34582. | sriram (srirams1987) | 43.34 | 94% | 2021-10-29 |
| 34583. | BROWN. (brown_dusky) | 43.33 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 34584. | rad (k8dee) | 43.33 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 34585. | bHe (jaysonko) | 43.33 | 81% | 2013-11-18 |
| 34586. | Cole (coleyounng) | 43.32 | 92% | 2021-04-20 |
| 34587. | Cameron (camerona) | 43.32 | 87% | 2011-07-23 |
| 34588. | Michael (michaelcasely) | 43.32 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 34589. | Daniel (danielking) | 43.32 | 94% | 2018-04-03 |
| 34590. | Vishal (vishalbahedia) | 43.32 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 34591. | Tom (tommydws) | 43.32 | 93% | 2018-10-16 |
| 34592. | Michelle (speedless) | 43.32 | 94% | 2011-07-17 |
| 34593. | Ngan (ngan91) | 43.32 | 90% | 2011-11-27 |
| 34594. | Kin (kinleong) | 43.31 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 34595. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 43.31 | 95% | 2022-08-10 |
| 34596. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 43.31 | 91% | 2018-10-07 |
| 34597. | Kevin (mellamokev) | 43.31 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 34598. | chealeu (chealeu) | 43.31 | 94% | 2011-07-11 |
| 34599. | batir (batir) | 43.31 | 96% | 2012-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |