I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9783. | doniee (doniee) | 86.03 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 9784. | One Miss (onemiss) | 86.03 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 9785. | jude (h0merow) | 86.03 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9786. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 86.03 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9787. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 86.03 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
| 9788. | Phil (xkid_official) | 86.02 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9789. | bumtsibum (bumtsibum) | 86.02 | 98% | 2024-10-17 |
| 9790. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 86.02 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9791. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 86.02 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9792. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 86.02 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9793. | Serguk (serguk) | 86.02 | 99% | 2016-11-07 |
| 9794. | gg (ggab) | 86.01 | 90% | 2016-09-03 |
| 9795. | Boni (papabernard23) | 86.01 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 9796. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 86.01 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 9797. | Fran (poncho20) | 86.01 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9798. | shaun (shaun1234) | 86.01 | 93% | 2016-05-26 |
| 9799. | ppppopop (ppppopop) | 86.00 | 98.7% | 2023-12-21 |
| 9800. | JersH (0zmank) | 86.00 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 9801. | Tom (tomkha12) | 86.00 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| 9802. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 86.00 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 9803. | Anh (anhvu96) | 86.00 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 9804. | Adnan (adnan11) | 86.00 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 9805. | Cwanand (cwanand) | 85.99 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9806. | joey (legend_joey) | 85.99 | 96% | 2024-05-09 |
| 9807. | Ben (thisisben) | 85.99 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9808. | Evill (evill) | 85.99 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 9809. | Tariq (htariq) | 85.99 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 9810. | Persian` (bolgante14) | 85.98 | 95% | 2024-08-19 |
| 9811. | Johan (johlun) | 85.98 | 97.4% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9812. | Sylwester (rex1313) | 85.98 | 96.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |