As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5156. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 97.12 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5157. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 97.11 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 5158. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 97.10 | 98.6% | 2024-07-30 |
| 5159. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5160. | Wise (wiseuser) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5161. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 5162. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 97.09 | 99.1% | 2023-07-05 |
| 5163. | Renaldas (darbinispasatas) | 97.09 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 5164. | 312211 (312211) | 97.09 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5165. | Spiders (spoonfulofspiders) | 97.09 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
| 5166. | Akis (kira8975) | 97.09 | 93% | 2015-10-02 |
| 5167. | babao (babao) | 97.08 | 97.6% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5168. | Cindy (slipps243) | 97.08 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 5169. | Arthur (artnet) | 97.08 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5170. | Naresh (303nash) | 97.07 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5171. | Tommy (ivalice) | 97.07 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 5172. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 97.06 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 5173. | Atticus (plutakis) | 97.06 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 5174. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 97.06 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 5175. | aaa (adric96) | 97.05 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 5176. | Owen (ofresia) | 97.04 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 5177. | Wallace (suniaster) | 97.04 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5178. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 97.03 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 5179. | RenamQ (renamq) | 97.02 | 100% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5180. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 97.01 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 5181. | Joel (joel5534) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 5182. | li (badplayer970) | 97.01 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 5183. | agyon (meikaina) | 97.01 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5184. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 97.01 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
| 5185. | Sexy Mark (jay_cartwright) | 97.00 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |