The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4826. | Samuel (sroh8140) | 101.30 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 4827. | Ned (nedfrench) | 101.30 | 94% | 2013-12-17 |
| 4828. | Gottagofast.jpg (roleplayer... | 101.29 | 99% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4829. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 101.28 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 4830. | Jewwy (jewwymuffin) | 101.28 | 97.2% | 2024-05-04 |
| 4831. | Paul (schopa01) | 101.27 | 95% | 2012-06-24 |
| 4832. | Kris (kris_z) | 101.27 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4833. | Akshaj (chiefshoe) | 101.27 | 95% | 2012-10-27 |
| 4834. | Alex (all_gray) | 101.27 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 4835. | dvorak is better (interplan... | 101.26 | 96% | 2015-07-03 |
| 4836. | Vin (vin25) | 101.25 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4837. | Choco (choco22) | 101.25 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 4838. | Mack (mvpok) | 101.25 | 97.6% | 2024-01-18 |
| 4839. | griV (griv) | 101.25 | 98% | 2024-03-27 |
| 4840. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 101.25 | 99% | 2018-07-02 |
| 4841. | hpq (hpqoeu) | 101.24 | 97% | 2013-01-03 |
| 4842. | Markov Pala (markovpolov) | 101.22 | 97% | 2024-01-23 |
| 4843. | KB (kulanb) | 101.22 | 99% | 2025-04-08 |
| 4844. | Jix (scug) | 101.22 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 4845. | tolgss (tolgss) | 101.22 | 95% | 2012-06-12 |
| 4846. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 101.21 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 4847. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 101.21 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4848. | cmundhe (midgetfister) | 101.21 | 94% | 2012-05-25 |
| 4849. | McLoving (24thknight) | 101.21 | 99% | 2015-12-01 |
| 4850. | Andrew (swishy) | 101.21 | 97% | 2011-07-26 |
| 4851. | bleh (checkavailability) | 101.21 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 4852. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 101.20 | 97.2% | 2024-08-30 |
| 4853. | MrBakbuki (mrbakbuki) | 101.20 | 98.5% | 2024-06-20 |
| 4854. | ξlusive (brainxd) | 101.20 | 95.6% | 2024-09-05 |
| 4855. | (strongly_typed) | 101.20 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |