I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2273. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 85.50 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 2274. | Michał (ciszyn) | 85.48 | 98.6% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2275. | Splonk (splonk) | 85.48 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2276. | pr1smars_ (pr1smars_) | 85.46 | 98% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2277. | Socrates2 (socrates_3) | 85.44 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2278. | tyler (tmtypes) | 85.41 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2279. | Seapea (seapea2) | 85.40 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2280. | TYPINGTESSERACT77 (typing_t... | 85.40 | 95.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2281. | Adje (hatedz) | 85.39 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2282. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 85.38 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2283. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 85.37 | 96.9% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2284. | yves (00_yves) | 85.37 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2285. | Yatin (yatin01) | 85.37 | 97.7% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2286. | Snappy (rikashae) | 85.37 | 96.9% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2287. | Alex (zipphys) | 85.37 | 96% | 2025-07-07 |
| 2288. | RockEmSockEm (artofviolence) | 85.33 | 98.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2289. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 85.32 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2290. | Zakal (zakalwe) | 85.31 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 2291. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 85.31 | 98.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2292. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 85.30 | 98% | 2025-10-19 |
| 2293. | Sam (special_cookie) | 85.30 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2294. | Leo Yuan (kokamy) | 85.28 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 2295. | tstats[hellisgood] (hellisg... | 85.28 | 97.7% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2296. | John (equivocxl) | 85.27 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2297. | Alex (skadoosh47) | 85.24 | 97% | 2024-09-10 |
| 2298. | Loser (tiki1234) | 85.24 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2299. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 85.24 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2300. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 85.23 | 97.6% | 2024-08-17 |
| 2301. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 85.20 | 99% | 2024-02-13 |
| 2302. | Khorin (khorin1) | 85.18 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |