The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11074. | Trrrrrcy (trrrrrcy) | 86.81 | 98.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 11075. | Felix (fhoffmann) | 86.81 | 92% | 2016-05-04 |
| 11076. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 86.81 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11077. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 86.81 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 11078. | Jahangeer (jahangeer_khan_979) | 86.81 | 97% | 2013-03-25 |
| 11079. | Sabari (sabarii) | 86.80 | 99% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11080. | Adocys (adocys) | 86.80 | 96.3% | 2024-04-17 |
| 11081. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 86.80 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 11082. | ethan (chorboe) | 86.80 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11083. | Numfy_ (numfy) | 86.79 | 97.6% | 2024-12-28 |
| 11084. | Stelister (stelister) | 86.79 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 11085. | Turkey (xtra_large) | 86.79 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11086. | naa (trixzter) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 11087. | Nil (ognil) | 86.78 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11088. | Alexander (prepared) | 86.78 | 93% | 2012-09-30 |
| 11089. | Natro (natro) | 86.78 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 11090. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 86.77 | 98.3% | 2024-08-26 |
| 11091. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 86.77 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 11092. | dave (davewithlegs) | 86.77 | 97.3% | 2025-02-04 |
| 11093. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 86.77 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 11094. | BigSpaceHamsteR (bigspaceha... | 86.76 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11095. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 86.76 | 97% | 2025-06-02 |
| 11096. | R (rc_da) | 86.76 | 97.8% | 2025-01-04 |
| 11097. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 86.76 | 99% | 2024-08-15 |
| 11098. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 86.76 | 98.1% | 2025-05-07 |
| 11099. | Rony (cleff) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11100. | Tao (litao91) | 86.76 | 95% | 2016-07-12 |
| 11101. | David (dave_em) | 86.76 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 11102. | Quang Huy (mypoortom) | 86.76 | 98% | 2011-08-30 |
| 11103. | conturna (conturna) | 86.75 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |