So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25678. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 59.52 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 25679. | Captain (qaqa092000) | 59.52 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 25680. | anion (hysteria111) | 59.52 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 25681. | Mrs. Till's (cray) | 59.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 25682. | bad (calculon) | 59.52 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25683. | Miles (forrest) | 59.51 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 25684. | Eliah (danishdessert) | 59.51 | 89% | 2014-10-13 |
| 25685. | Jack (sacredpro) | 59.51 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 25686. | Raymond (northernabyss) | 59.51 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 25687. | Tonny (la4ppzt6hwawd8w) | 59.51 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25688. | Trần (trantri2087) | 59.51 | 91% | 2014-09-03 |
| 25689. | Bryan (undulatus) | 59.51 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 25690. | Rio (riofrio) | 59.51 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 25691. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 59.51 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 25692. | yun woo (yunnythewoo) | 59.51 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 25693. | YuMin (doyumin) | 59.51 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 25694. | Melanie (toitph) | 59.50 | 85% | 2015-01-15 |
| 25695. | Maxy (christianmalinao) | 59.50 | 96.9% | 2023-11-01 |
| 25696. | IllMind (lllmind) | 59.50 | 95% | 2022-12-28 |
| 25697. | Nadeem (nadeemahmad560) | 59.50 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 25698. | riptide (riptide124) | 59.50 | 89% | 2016-08-27 |
| 25699. | dvorak64 (steveoc64) | 59.50 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 25700. | Gabriele (nukuhiva) | 59.50 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| 25701. | isam (sammyinsane) | 59.50 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 25702. | Vu Tien (dung_ngoi_yen_7) | 59.50 | 93% | 2012-03-03 |
| 25703. | Hiren (userhiren) | 59.49 | 96.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 25704. | Fadillah (kobbom) | 59.48 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 25705. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 59.48 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 25706. | Ujjwol (ujjwol) | 59.48 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 25707. | Sintana (banktpn25437) | 59.48 | 96.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |