As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13814. | Skilton (skilton) | 74.30 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 13815. | DooDoo (ininjashadows) | 74.29 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 13816. | Caine (cainegt) | 74.29 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13817. | No (noman75) | 74.29 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13818. | Ashtra (ashtra) | 74.29 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 13819. | sj (seuoh) | 74.28 | 96% | 2024-12-20 |
| 13820. | tstats[david2444] (david2444) | 74.28 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13821. | g (gkonti) | 74.28 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 13822. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 74.28 | 96.8% | 2023-12-19 |
| 13823. | Marvin (marvindadi) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13824. | Mikhael (nadeokobe) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13825. | (wiyw) | 74.27 | 96.7% | 2024-02-23 |
| 13826. | Harry (claydon) | 74.27 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 13827. | LeSlow (leslow) | 74.27 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 13828. | I12 (inot12) | 74.27 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 13829. | XelaWella (xelawella) | 74.27 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 13830. | Joe (rookiecookie1) | 74.26 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13831. | Cyrus (cyruscastrodes) | 74.26 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 13832. | toe (toeknee123) | 74.26 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 13833. | Marek (mp4mero) | 74.26 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13834. | pavelexpertov (pavelexpertov) | 74.26 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 13835. | Nate (ngb125) | 74.25 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 13836. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 74.25 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 13837. | JD (jdranpariya) | 74.24 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 13838. | Bill (achabill) | 74.24 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 13839. | Håkon (happyzpanners) | 74.23 | 97.2% | 2023-12-06 |
| 13840. | Hex (hexagon0165) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 13841. | Will (wsmiteh) | 74.23 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 13842. | deadend (shiroku) | 74.23 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 13843. | Reckful (chid) | 74.23 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |