So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22702. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 63.87 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 22703. | genesis (grimmer) | 63.87 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 22704. | Didier (borny) | 63.87 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 22705. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 63.86 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22706. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 63.86 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22707. | Dan (11590dsj) | 63.86 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 22708. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 63.86 | 91% | 2014-12-01 |
| 22709. | Turar (mxslade) | 63.86 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 22710. | R (rtyper20260) | 63.86 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 22711. | mayshusband (zerxoir) | 63.86 | 93% | 2018-07-09 |
| 22712. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 63.86 | 84% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22713. | Scott (medievalnuke) | 63.85 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 22714. | Accelerate (racer_y) | 63.85 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 22715. | Samz (sam261) | 63.85 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 22716. | jestoni (jhez) | 63.85 | 94% | 2013-04-25 |
| 22717. | jeremy (architect) | 63.85 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 22718. | Manosh (robinbiswas86) | 63.84 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 22719. | Ro (rgpdancer) | 63.84 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 22720. | toe (toeknee123) | 63.84 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 22721. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 63.84 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 22722. | YungLarry (yungkallef) | 63.84 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 22723. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 63.84 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22724. | Hock (traper) | 63.84 | 91% | 2015-11-06 |
| 22725. | Somil (ferm) | 63.84 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 22726. | Erik (Colemak) (erw_learnin... | 63.84 | 94% | 2011-05-15 |
| 22727. | Sara (saran) | 63.83 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 22728. | Stacie (demonvampire) | 63.83 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 22729. | Venkat (maheprakash) | 63.83 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 22730. | Guest (riotjune) | 63.83 | 97% | 2016-09-12 |
| 22731. | Lūkass (lukasslv) | 63.83 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |