So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28869. | Plingus (gigapog) | 53.95 | 93.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 28870. | kaykoe (lysy69420) | 53.95 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 28871. | Shaheendra (waffle_demon) | 53.95 | 91% | 2017-01-31 |
| 28872. | oswald (oswald63) | 53.95 | 97% | 2014-07-05 |
| 28873. | Kim (klapsley) | 53.95 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 28874. | Bilawal (bilawal) | 53.95 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 28875. | Vasco (veps_) | 53.94 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 28876. | James (jynx0) | 53.94 | 94% | 2023-01-03 |
| 28877. | Shawn (drakonix) | 53.94 | 89% | 2016-01-22 |
| 28878. | Amaliatul (beaufybee) | 53.94 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
| 28879. | Macmod (macmod) | 53.94 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 28880. | 台 (taiwanes) | 53.94 | 99% | 2011-09-03 |
| 28881. | Derek (lol12345678) | 53.94 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 28882. | boen (boengituloh) | 53.94 | 93% | 2012-01-31 |
| 28883. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 53.94 | 96% | 2012-05-24 |
| 28884. | helen (lordmayor) | 53.94 | 95% | 2012-04-09 |
| 28885. | in42 (in42) | 53.93 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 28886. | ⚡ rico ⚡ (ricogabunada) | 53.93 | 89% | 2014-07-17 |
| 28887. | Justin (justinv) | 53.93 | 83% | 2013-07-24 |
| 28888. | Daryl (jacintomarc16) | 53.93 | 93% | 2023-03-06 |
| 28889. | AJ (ajs_007) | 53.93 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 28890. | Maybe (maybecow) | 53.93 | 93% | 2018-01-01 |
| 28891. | Minh (vvkhongminhvv) | 53.93 | 93% | 2011-08-11 |
| 28892. | Berty Chrismartin (tobing) | 53.93 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 28893. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 53.93 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 28894. | Sarah (sarahlsmith) | 53.93 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 28895. | Try Your LUCK (rafi_ji) | 53.93 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 28896. | Ganesh (ganu2007) | 53.93 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 28897. | Kamal (kamal0208) | 53.92 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 28898. | Juan (juanpalx) | 53.92 | 89% | 2013-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |