So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32290. | Wujue (wujue) | 48.82 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 32291. | jai (jaihunter) | 48.82 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 32292. | Ton's (tonzarinas) | 48.82 | 91% | 2011-10-22 |
| 32293. | Pancake (pancake15) | 48.80 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32294. | Niko (gona01) | 48.80 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 32295. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 48.80 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32296. | cuong (alex_248) | 48.80 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 32297. | nhan (quocnhan) | 48.80 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 32298. | ㄅ半郭 (twkuo) | 48.80 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 32299. | coc (maquangtri) | 48.80 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 32300. | gakuse (gakuse) | 48.80 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 32301. | phychopath (phychopath) | 48.79 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 32302. | Sujith (suji251) | 48.79 | 94% | 2013-04-08 |
| 32303. | liu (23009035) | 48.79 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 32304. | An (vnma) | 48.79 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 32305. | Rachit (rachit_pant) | 48.79 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 32306. | Smiter (smiter02) | 48.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 32307. | toannop (toannop) | 48.78 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 32308. | Melmar (mztk25) | 48.78 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 32309. | Nik (nikkad4) | 48.78 | 88% | 2013-09-26 |
| 32310. | Winnie (winniehe) | 48.78 | 92% | 2014-07-23 |
| 32311. | joe (jomama) | 48.78 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 32312. | Shikhar (at_the_shikhar) | 48.77 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 32313. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 48.77 | 94% | 2023-02-21 |
| 32314. | sam (guest99898) | 48.77 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32315. | Martinuli (martinrouterking) | 48.77 | 99% | 2022-03-27 |
| 32316. | StacyN (snam001) | 48.77 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 32317. | Anuj (coder05) | 48.76 | 87% | 2013-09-21 |
| 32318. | jatin (jatinchirag1234) | 48.76 | 94% | 2023-06-28 |
| 32319. | Cursorial (cursorial) | 48.76 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |