And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19891. | Simone (simone79) | 79.48 | 98% | 2013-05-07 |
| 19892. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 79.48 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 19893. | dalia (daliafraga) | 79.47 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 19894. | IM (slowandslow) | 79.47 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 19895. | Egor (overborg9959) | 79.47 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 19896. | Alex (nocut) | 79.47 | 99% | 2016-10-21 |
| 19897. | Tinkerino (tinkerino) | 79.46 | 96% | 2016-12-18 |
| 19898. | James (jrm371) | 79.46 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 19899. | kodzy (kodzy) | 79.46 | 94.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19900. | Maggie (granger_danger) | 79.46 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19901. | Michael (kedalg) | 79.46 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 19902. | David (kahnmd35) | 79.46 | 98% | 2016-07-11 |
| 19903. | Wessel (django_ltd) | 79.46 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| 19904. | vasja (vvvasja) | 79.46 | 95% | 2013-06-08 |
| 19905. | Ivo (ivo47) | 79.46 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 19906. | Caleb (cbob) | 79.46 | 93% | 2014-02-07 |
| 19907. | da (inconsistent1) | 79.45 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 19908. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 79.45 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 19909. | Alex (tmpd) | 79.45 | 93% | 2012-07-22 |
| 19910. | lamchi (hoangduyanh) | 79.45 | 94% | 2012-08-01 |
| 19911. | todoroki (tbhtododeku) | 79.44 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 19912. | LegenDarius13 (legendarius13) | 79.44 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 19913. | atthespeedofcheeba (figilon) | 79.44 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19914. | CARLO (cjbal) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 19915. | Kyle (kwilliamnrys) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 19916. | Julz (julz2635) | 79.44 | 95% | 2018-12-23 |
| 19917. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 79.44 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 19918. | Luis Ortiz (luenorju97) | 79.44 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 19919. | burn (burnpalada) | 79.44 | 96% | 2013-07-08 |
| 19920. | martin (martin642) | 79.44 | 99% | 2022-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |