The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15300. | Lagom (thelagom) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15301. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.22 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 15302. | Nico (mibzib) | 79.22 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
| 15303. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
| 15304. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
| 15305. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 79.22 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 15306. | Liam (piistol) | 79.21 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 15307. | Milo (vmilo) | 79.21 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 15308. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.21 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 15309. | Tilm (duqq) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-27 |
| 15310. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 79.21 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15311. | uty (tisurend) | 79.21 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 15312. | John (phamone) | 79.21 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
| 15313. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 15314. | Steve (swh400) | 79.20 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 15315. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 79.20 | 93% | 2011-12-10 |
| 15316. | Jonathan (jmhall97) | 79.19 | 92% | 2015-10-04 |
| 15317. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 79.19 | 95% | 2019-05-28 |
| 15318. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 79.19 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 15319. | Mustache (mysterymustache) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15320. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 15321. | kirby (tkirby) | 79.19 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
| 15322. | Sam (sdeng) | 79.19 | 86% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15323. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 79.19 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15324. | Manzur (manzur) | 79.19 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15325. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 79.19 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 15326. | Anup (anupya) | 79.19 | 99% | 2015-02-05 |
| 15327. | JackSparrow (jack__sparrow) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 15328. | Sanic (192378) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 15329. | sintyaku (sintyaku) | 79.18 | 99% | 2012-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |