I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3744. | Collin (collin_felter) | 107.49 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 3745. | Josh (jubwub) | 107.49 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 3746. | Billy (wclaunchjr) | 107.49 | 100% | 2022-08-04 |
| 3747. | Ben (blister99) | 107.49 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 3748. | aeseu (aeseu) | 107.48 | 99.3% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3749. | Brad Pritt (blackpitt) | 107.48 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 3750. | kfoxes (karatefoxes) | 107.47 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 3751. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 107.47 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 3752. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 107.47 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 3753. | Congee (kengiexoxo) | 107.46 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3754. | cuki 🍪 (brewlux) | 107.46 | 98.1% | 2024-05-26 |
| 3755. | Osmium (aadirag_) | 107.45 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 3756. | Damian (bykmis) | 107.43 | 96% | 2024-03-20 |
| 3757. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 107.41 | 98.7% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3758. | David (acuaticyas) | 107.41 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3759. | South (rockingsouth) | 107.40 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 3760. | Bernice (tjonadibernice) | 107.38 | 98.4% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3761. | Kyle (kayooo) | 107.38 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 3762. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 107.38 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3763. | Derk (racen55) | 107.37 | 98.3% | 2024-04-24 |
| 3764. | Nick (asstastic34) | 107.37 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 3765. | serialtypist (serialtypist123) | 107.35 | 98.7% | 2025-01-10 |
| 3766. | Huang (huang_) | 107.35 | 98.7% | 2024-11-23 |
| 3767. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 107.35 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 3768. | Bob (bobtehguy) | 107.35 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3769. | Jordan (yourboijorn) | 107.33 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 3770. | Conor (ulcha2) | 107.33 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 3771. | d (sancisz) | 107.32 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 3772. | Dpic (dpicc) | 107.31 | 95.8% | 2024-10-05 |
| 3773. | Jonah (domhawkins) | 107.31 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |