As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4072. | Ethan (sweethan) | 100.58 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
4073. | Lambo (lchopz) | 100.58 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
4074. | Josh (cloudworks) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
4075. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 100.57 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
4076. | helvetica (helvetica) | 100.57 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
4077. | Paruki- (paruki) | 100.57 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
4078. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 100.57 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
4079. | Jehu (ejalcoba100) | 100.56 | 97.2% | 2021-03-02 |
4080. | D (ducktypist) | 100.56 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
4081. | Nathan (suspension) | 100.55 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
4082. | josh (qicksilver) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
4083. | anguelo (anguelo) | 100.55 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
4084. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 100.55 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
4085. | I'm better than (abra_cadabra) | 100.54 | 97.6% | 2024-12-23 |
4086. | Jay (taragine) | 100.54 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
4087. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 100.54 | 100% | 2019-11-16 |
4088. | ash (bun_smells) | 100.53 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
4089. | Max (mwwb16) | 100.53 | 98.2% | 2021-02-20 |
4090. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 100.53 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
4091. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 100.53 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
4092. | Andre (smallchicken) | 100.53 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
4093. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 100.53 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
4094. | Josh (jctilton03) | 100.52 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
4095. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 100.52 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
4096. | Buo YU (koh100) | 100.51 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
4097. | Wr (wrish) | 100.50 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
4098. | Chart error: Error: Unexpec... | 100.49 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
4099. | Kobe (carnivorouscube9917) | 100.49 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
4100. | William (william_david) | 100.49 | 97.9% | 2024-04-28 |
4101. | efang (efang) | 100.49 | 92% | 2015-04-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |