Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5323. | F5 (phf5) | 96.27 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 5324. | aiden (poscowsm) | 96.26 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5325. | ! (heckar) | 96.26 | 97.1% | 2024-12-20 |
| 5326. | Adam (adamame10) | 96.25 | 97.7% | 2023-12-20 |
| 5327. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 96.25 | 99% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5328. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 96.25 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5329. | Ezra (lazyextreme) | 96.23 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5330. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.23 | 96.5% | 2024-06-26 |
| 5331. | Kio (kaiten2005) | 96.23 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 5332. | Aidan (parfy) | 96.23 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 5333. | Hywel (17chengc1) | 96.22 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5334. | Zeph (zeezallo) | 96.21 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5335. | Blastoise (blastoise24) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5336. | Artur (arciix) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 5337. | mark (chuahuonga) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 5338. | Josh (joshblatt) | 96.19 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 5339. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 96.18 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5340. | foo (fool96) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5341. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 96.17 | 98.6% | 2025-04-08 |
| 5342. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 96.17 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 5343. | jaacouub (fsnxward) | 96.17 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 5344. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 96.17 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 5345. | Spiren (spirenz) | 96.16 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 5346. | Sannas (sannas) | 96.16 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5347. | ninja (ninja_op) | 96.16 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 5348. | Herrah (neiljmth) | 96.16 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 5349. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 96.14 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5350. | Blade (kingsblade) | 96.14 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5351. | EquityDeadlock (equitydeadl... | 96.14 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5352. | Winson (winjson) | 96.14 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |